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The Upcoming New Year Is A Perfect
The New Year is the time of unfolding horizons and the realization of dreams, may you rediscover new strength and garner faith with you, and be able to rejoice in the simple pleasures that life has to offer and put a brave front for all the challenges that may come your way. Wishing you a lovely New Year.
New Year is a season to celebrate
Naya saal,
This is last evening of 2012
Wishing you a fabulous 2013
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Saas:
Beti Aaj se tumhara ghar yahi hai
Aaj se tum mujhe MAA aur Sasur ko PAPA kahogi.
Shaam ko ladki ka Husband ghar aaya to boli
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Mummy
Bhaiya aa gaye..!!
Beti Aaj se tumhara ghar yahi hai
Aaj se tum mujhe MAA aur Sasur ko PAPA kahogi.
Shaam ko ladki ka Husband ghar aaya to boli
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Mummy
Bhaiya aa gaye..!!
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Hazaro ladkiya aati hai
Hazaro jati hai
Hazaro hasti hai
Hazaro rulati hai
Lekin mere dost sath vohi nibhati hai
Jo Doli me aati hai
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Aur gale pad jati hai
Hazaro jati hai
Hazaro hasti hai
Hazaro rulati hai
Lekin mere dost sath vohi nibhati hai
Jo Doli me aati hai
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Aur gale pad jati hai
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Sir:"Teri shikayat aayi hai ki tu Gaaliya bohot
deta hai
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Student:"Sir, maine to kabhi kisi
kutte ke bache ko gali nahi di,
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Pata nahi kis ullo ke patthey ne aap ke Saath ye ungli ki hai.
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Agar wo harami saamne aa jaye to
us kamine ko dekh lungu.
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Sir aapka student,
kanjar ban ke nach lega lekin kisi
ko kabhi gali nahi dega..:p :/:D :D
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It feels nice when someone misses u
feels good when someone loves u.
feels better when someone's with u.
But it feels the best when
someone never 4gets you...
Being yours is my basic necessity,
Missing you is my habit.
But forgetting you is like taking
my life out of me...
I was living
an aimless life before..
But as you entered in my life
My life got a meaning
A reason to live..
U make me realize that
You cannot fall in love
You can just rise in love...
Take my eyes but let me see you.
Take my mind but let me think about you.
But if you want to take my heart..
Its already with you...
When you love someone,
its like reaching for a star..
You know you cant reach
it, but u keep trying
Coz may be one day that star
just might fall for you...
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A Spanish teacher
Was explaining to her class
That in Spanish, unlike English,
Nouns are designated as either
Masculine or feminine.
"House" For instance,
Is feminine: "la Casa."
"Pencil," However,
Is masculine: "el lapiz."
A student asked,
"What gender is 'computer'?"
Instead of giving the answer,
The teacher split the class into two
groups,
Male and female,
And asked them to decide
For themselves whether
"computer" Should be
A masculine or a feminine noun.
Each group was asked
To give four reasons
For its recommendation.
The men's group decided that
"computer" Should definitely be
Of the feminine gender ("la
computadora"),
Because:
1. No one but their creator
Understands their internal logic;
2. The native language
They use to communicate
With other computers is
Incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes
Are stored in long term memory
For possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make
A commitment to one,
You find yourself spending
Half your paycheck
On accessories for it.
The women's group,
However, concluded
That computers should be Masculine
("el computador"),
Because:
1. In order to do anything with them,
You have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data
But still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed
To help you solve problems,
But half the time
They ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one,
You realize that if you
Had waited a little longer,
You could have gotten
A better model.
The women won. :D
Was explaining to her class
That in Spanish, unlike English,
Nouns are designated as either
Masculine or feminine.
"House" For instance,
Is feminine: "la Casa."
"Pencil," However,
Is masculine: "el lapiz."
A student asked,
"What gender is 'computer'?"
Instead of giving the answer,
The teacher split the class into two
groups,
Male and female,
And asked them to decide
For themselves whether
"computer" Should be
A masculine or a feminine noun.
Each group was asked
To give four reasons
For its recommendation.
The men's group decided that
"computer" Should definitely be
Of the feminine gender ("la
computadora"),
Because:
1. No one but their creator
Understands their internal logic;
2. The native language
They use to communicate
With other computers is
Incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes
Are stored in long term memory
For possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make
A commitment to one,
You find yourself spending
Half your paycheck
On accessories for it.
The women's group,
However, concluded
That computers should be Masculine
("el computador"),
Because:
1. In order to do anything with them,
You have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data
But still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed
To help you solve problems,
But half the time
They ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one,
You realize that if you
Had waited a little longer,
You could have gotten
A better model.
The women won. :D
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Wish
you and your family a very Happy Christmas and a prosperous New Year.
May you Christmas sparkle with moments of love, laughter and goodwill.
And may the year ahead be full of contentment and Joy
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Christmas
is love...
Christmas is dedication...
Christmas is happiness...
Wishing you and your family a happy Christmas with a bunch of love and prayers
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Bells are Ringing ThE wishes Of Christmas Day...The Flying snokflakes send my most sincere wishes To U & ur Family... MERRY CHRISTMAS...
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A silent night,
a star above,
a blessed gift of hope and love.
A blessed Christmas to you!
Happy Holidays.
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I
hope you have a wonderful Christmas & a
great new year. Hopefully Santa will be extra
good to you. Merry Christmas & Happy new year
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Somehow,
not only for Christmas,
But all the long year through,
The joy that you give to others,
Is the joy that comes back to you.
And the more you spend in blessing,
The poor and lonely and sad,
The more of your heart’s possessing,
Returns to you glad.
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Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of Christ's humble birth, the love of friend for friend.
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Christmas is the season for Kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall,And the genial flame of charity in the heart.Merry Christmas!
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In this X-mas,
In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur expectations come true,
At night when moon comes out so shall U receive blesses,
then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from U!
Happy Merry Christmas
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No
Greeting Card To Give..
No Sweet Flowers To Send..
No Cute Graphics To Forward..
Just
A LOVING HEART
Saying
“HAPPY XMAS”
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Christmas
is a time when everybody wants
his past forgotten and his present remembered.
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties
is looking for a job the next day.
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Hope you know how much it means to wish the best for you, because you’re always thought about with love the whole year through. Warmest wishes on Christmas Day!
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THE
FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.
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