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DEDICATED TO ALL BOYS .. .. .. .. .. .. Ladke Pagal Ho Jaatey Hain Pyar Me, Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jaati Hai Intezaar Me....... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Magar Ye Dard Ladkiya Nahi Samjhti, Wo Toh Panipuri Khati Firti Hain Bazaar Me. Or LADKE Pade Rehte Hain BAR Me............. .!!!!

Boys VS Girls SMS, Boys jokes, Boys sms, Funny Sms

No Matter whether Guys are driving Ferrari Mercedes Accord or Corolla ….. They are not able to overtake a ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Girls College Van……. :):)

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A bird was disturbing a girl all the time. Finally she caught it & decided to kill it cruelly. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . She took it to the top of a building & dropped it. "After all Girls are so intelligent".. :P

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The most heart touching thought: “Lash paani par kyun tairti hai” . . . . . . . . . Kyun ki dubne ke liye zindagi chahiye..!!

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Who Said Alcohol is Harmfull?????? 2 rounds of Brandy 30 Minutes before Meal, helps Digestion 1 Glass of Beer After Waking up, Helps Activate Internal Organs 1 Round of Scotch Whiskey before Sleep, Avoids Heart Attacks 1 Glass of Wine Before bat, Redue Blood Pressure 2 Pegs of Vodka Before Every Meeting Helps Quick decisions. Pass it to All You Care, Kindness cost Nothing,,,,,,,,, Chee

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell frnds what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my gf calls Me!.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A Frnd screamed: "Koi mat khana re. KUTTA hai" :D :P =D

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INDIAN TRAFFIC RULES: Green: Go Slow . . . . . Yellow: Go Little Fast . . . . . . . Red: Go Very Fast.. :P :D

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4 friends meet 30 years after school. One goes to the toilet, while the other 3 start to talk about how successful their sons became. No 1 says his son studied economics, became a banker and is so rich he gave his best friend a ferrari. No 2 said his son became a pilot, started his own airline, became so rich he gave his best friend a jet. No 3 said his son became an engineer, started his

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Height of Flirting:- Girl calls a boy: .. Girl: Hello baby Boy: Ohh janu bolo. Girl: Kahan ho yar subah se koi aata pata nahi ..! Boy: Are hum to khoye hue hain aapki aankhon me.. Girl: Abhi kya kar rahe ho........??. Boy: tumhari pic dekh raha hun, kahin aur man hi nahi lag raha.. Girl: Maine to tumhe koi pic di hi nahi ..!! Boy: Are mere dil me chapi haibarson se.. Girl: But hum to parson

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Mehsoos kr meri kami nu apne andar :-( j dard hoya ta smajh javi pyaar haje v kite na kite baki hai :-(

Facebook Love Story Sms, Facebook Jokes, Facebook Sms

FACEBOOK LOVE STORY:- Add as friend :) -----> Approve -----> Write something on wall -----> Intro -----> Everyday chatting -----> Ask number phone -----> Texting -----> Calling -----> Meet -----> Express love -----> Couple -----> Make relationship status -----> Hangout -----> Misunderstanding-----> Fight -----> Break up -----> Unfriend -----&

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Girls pc folder: C\desktop\songs \romantic songs Boy's pc folder C\windows\system32\drivers\study material\important files\educational stuff\data structure\Sunny Leone.avi..

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Once Rajnikant became the coach of Indian cricket team. . . . . . . . . Don't even try to guess what happened..!. :O . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Indian cricket team won the FIFA and Hockey world cup too ... :D :O

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Inspiration lines Chhota rasta bhi lamba lagne lagta hai jab koi sath nahi hota.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Aur lamba rasta bhi ek dam chhota ho jata hai, jab kutta piche pad jata hai ;D

Bf Gf Jokes, Bf gf Funny Jokes, Bf gf Jokes in Hindi

B0y- hey, i l0ve u, meri gf ban0gi..? . . . . . . Grl- hmmmm! Apna numbr de d0, jb current bf se break-up h0ga t0 miss call kr dungi... :p :O

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Jab Tak Hai Jaan Sms, Jab tak Hai Jaan Jokes

Dear SRK, Tera woh bakwass romance... Tera woh itna buddha hokar bhi kat ko kiss karna. Woh tera boring acting karna woh teri slow story ko badhana woh tera 3 Ghante mera time waste karna nahi bhulunga mai JAB TAK HAI JAAN JAB TAK HAI JAAN JAB TAK HAI JAAN.

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Ek Line Jo Ladkiyo Aur Ladko Ka Dil Raat Ko 2 Baje Bhi Tod Sakti Hai..., . . . . . . The Number You Have Dialed, is Busy On Another Call Please Try Again Later... :P Hahahahaha :D

Philosophy of Boys, Boys Reality

Philosophy of Boys.. . . Flirt with Attractive Girl, . . Friendship with Smart Girl, . . Love with Sincere Girl, . . Marriage with... . . . . . . . . . Mummy tumhein jo achi lage....=D =)) :p Agree boys ??

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The best example for incredible India is: . . . . . . . . . . . One has to check both sides while crossing even a one-way road..!! :P ;)

Kaun Banega Crorepati with Santa Singh, Santa Banta SMS, New Jokes

Kaun Banega Crorepati with Santa Singh We have our famous friend Santa Singh qualifying for the hot seat. (He pressed the buttons by accident and managed to qualify). Amitabh Bachchan: OK Santa I congratulate you for this opportunity here with us. Santa: Oh ji Wahe guru da khalsa wahe guru di fateh. Chak denge phatte aaj. Tusi start karo ji. Amitabh Bachchan : OK Santa th

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Bipasha Basu Aishwarya Rai Kareena Kapoor Deepika Padukone Ash D Gorgeous Madhuri Dixit-Nene Esha Deol Vidya Balan Riya Sen Minissha Lamba Rani Mukherjee Sonakshi Sinha Katrina Kaif

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A Couple Never Fought For 25yrs. A Friend Asked: How Did U Make It Possible...? Husband: We Went to Paris for Our Honeymoon, while Horse Riding My Wife's Horse Jumped and She Fell Down. She Got Up and Patted the Horse and said, "This Is your 1st Time" After A While It Happened Again and My Wife Said, "This is your 2nd Time" When It Happened d the 3rd Time, My Wife Took the Gun and Shot

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Girls SMS, Funny Jokes, Girls funny sms, Girl Joke

ये हैं महिलाएं के बारे में सात मजेदार तथ्य... 1. वो बचत में विश्वास रखती हैं 2. फिर भी वो बाजार से सबसे महंगे कपड़े खरीदती हैं 3. हमेशा महंगे कपड़े खरीदती है लेकिन उनके पास कभी भी पहनने के लिए कुछ नहीं होता 4. वैसे तो पति से ये कहती हैं कि पहनने के लिए कुछ भी नहीं है लेकिन फिर भी तैयार होने में घंटों लगाती हैं 5. घंटों लगाकर तैयार होती हैं लेकिन फिर भी संतुष्ट नहीं होती हैं 6. खुद अपने आप

LOL Sms, Funny jokes, Sms 2012, Rajnikant Jokes

Ram and Ravan were in serious war. . Suddenly Ravan saw a man standing behind Ram. . Ravan: "Chal OK Bye". . Ram: "par kyun?". . Ravan: "Kuch nahi bas bye". . Ram: " are batao to kya hua?" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ravan:" Tune choti si baat par rajnikant ko bula liya " :D :P

Funny Jokes, Sms 2012, Teenage Jokes

A survey in America.... . . . . . 50 percentages teenagers live with their parents... . . Rest 50 percentages teenagers.. Are already parents..:p

Black Friday, Black Friday Shopping, Black Friday 2012, Black Friday Wallpapers

Normal 0 false false false MicrosoftInternetExplorer4 Black Friday is the day of the week follows Thanksgiving Day in the United States, by tradition the beginning of the Christmas shopping season. On this day, most major retailers open tremendously early on and offer promotional sales to start the holiday shopping .    &nbs

Santa SMS, Santa jokes, Santa new jokes

  Santa jab bhi kapdey dhota tha tabhi bahut zor se barish shuru ho jati thi.1 din dhup nikli to santa ne shukr kiya, Aur dukan se "surf" lene chla gya,dukan me enter hoya or badal bahut zor-zor se garjey.santa ftafat asman ki trf muh krke bola;kaha aa re ho???main to biscuit lene aya tha.... :) :)

Funny sms, Funny jokes, Jokes 2012

Mai ny us sey pocha: Qeemat kia hey mohabbat ki...???? Us ny..bhi hans k jawab dia: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . " Samsung Galaxy S3 " Dabba Pack... ;^D

Punjabi SMS, Punjabi Funny SMS, Punjabi Jokes

Faceböok wali kehndi online aya kr... Guwandan kehandi chubare aya kr..... college wali kehndii canteen aya kar.... school wali kehndi tution aya kr.. kiraedarni kehndi sade ghare kisse bhane aya kr.. Bapu ji kehnde putt ghar time naal aya kr.. Hun ekko nimani jind kidr kidr jawe dasoo Plaa.. :p

LOL sms, Funny SMS, Girls Jokes, Girls SMS

Once a Girl Went to An Electronic Shop With Anger & Threw Her New Laptop On The Desk At A Person From Whom He Bought. . She Told The Salesman That You Have Cheated Me, I Cannot Transfer File From My Previous Laptop..!! . . Salesman : Madam, Can You Please Try In Front Of Me..?? . . . . This Is What She Did : . . 1) Right Clicked The Mouse On The File Which She Wanted To Transfer & Selec

Funny Wallpaper 2012, Lol Wallpaper

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Wallpaper 2012, Love Wallpaper

Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful

Funny SMS, Funny Jokes, Girls Jokes

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Love SMS, Love Shayari, Love SMS 2012

*:If You Are In Love -Get The Best Of It -Forget The Bad Things -Enjoy It Because Nothing Lasts Forever *If You Just Broke Up: -Never Cry! Remember That You Were Happy -Never Stay Alone! Your Friends Are There -Hug More People -Stop Listening To Music! It Only Make Things Worse.. *If You Are Single & Alone: -Play, Play 'n Play! No one Can Blame You -Enjoy Every Opportunity -Never Stop

Pappu Jokes, Pappu SMS

Pappu: “Hello, Main Engineer Hoon Angrej: Wow Engineer, Kya Hum Kuch Topics Par Baat Kar Sakte Hai.....?? Pappu: “Bilkul Angrej: “Accha, Tum Mujhe Nuclear Power Ke Baare Mein Kuch Baatao.....?? Pappu Ab Ye Sun Ke Chup Rah Gaya. Angrej: “Ohhh, To Tum Nahi Jante Pappu: “Jaanta To Hun, Par Sir Pehle Aap Mere Ek Question Ka Answer Do. Angrej: “Hmmm, Puchho Pappu: “Mandir Me Bhi Pooja Hoti H

Jab Tak Hai Jaan Wallpapers, Katrina In Jab Tak Hai Jaan, Anushka Sharma

 Ishq Shava by Raghav Mathur and Shilpa Rao  Ishq Shava by Raghav Mathur and Shilpa Rao (‘Jazba’ – Ladies v/s Ricky Bahl). Instead of resorting to mindless techno for this dance/club number, Rahman has employed an array of exotic sounds that resemble middle-eastern and Latin-American music, which in turn extenuates Gulzar  Shah Rukh Khan in army fatigues, riding a

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