Optical Illusions, Creative Wallpaper

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Comedy jokes, Funny Boys sms, Lol Jokes

DEDICATED TO ALL BOYS
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Ladke Pagal Ho Jaatey Hain

Pyar Me, Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jaati Hai
Intezaar Me.......
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Magar Ye Dard Ladkiya Nahi
Samjhti,
Wo Toh Panipuri Khati Firti
Hain Bazaar Me. Or LADKE Pade Rehte Hain BAR
Me............. .!!!!

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Boys VS Girls SMS, Boys jokes, Boys sms, Funny Sms

No Matter whether Guys are driving
Ferrari
Mercedes
Accord
or
Corolla …..

They are not able to overtake a
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Girls College Van……. :):)

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Funny Sms, Girls jokes, Girls sms

A bird was disturbing a girl all
the
time.
Finally she caught it & decided
to
kill it cruelly. .
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She took it to the top of a building
& dropped it.
"After all Girls are so
intelligent".. :P

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Hindi Sms, Love sms, Heart Touching Msg, Thought sms

The most heart touching thought:
“Lash paani par kyun tairti hai”

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Kyun ki dubne ke liye zindagi chahiye..!!

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Funny Jokes, Alcohol Benefits

Who Said Alcohol is Harmfull??????

2 rounds of Brandy 30 Minutes before Meal, helps Digestion

1 Glass of Beer After Waking up, Helps Activate Internal Organs

1 Round of Scotch Whiskey before Sleep, Avoids Heart Attacks

1 Glass of Wine Before bat, Redue Blood Pressure

2 Pegs of Vodka Before Every Meeting Helps Quick decisions.

Pass it to All You Care,

Kindness cost Nothing,,,,,,,,,

Cheers...::::::::::::

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Deer Jokes, Lol Sms, Funny Jokes, Rofl

A boy kills DEER & cooks it &
doesn't tell frnds what it is.
He gives a clue
"Its what my gf calls Me!..
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A Frnd screamed:
"Koi mat khana re.
KUTTA hai" :D :P =D

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Indian desi Jokes, Indian traffic Rules, Funny Jokes

INDIAN TRAFFIC RULES:

Green:
Go Slow
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Yellow:
Go Little Fast
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Red:
Go Very Fast.. :P :D

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Funny Jokes, rofl, Lol Jokes, Wtf

4 friends meet 30 years after
school.

One goes to the toilet, while
the other 3 start to talk about

how successful their sons
became.

No 1 says his son studied
economics, became a banker
and is so rich he gave his best
friend a ferrari.

No 2 said his son became a
pilot, started his own airline,
became so rich he gave his
best friend a jet.

No 3 said his son became an
engineer, started his own
development company,
became so rich he build his
best friend a castle.

No 4 came back from toilet
and asks what the buzz is
about. They told him they
were talking about how
successful their sons became
and ask him about his son. He said his son is gay and is a
stripper at a gay bar. Other 3
said he must be very
disappointed with his son for
not becoming successful.

O no said the father, he is
doing good. Last week was
his birthday and he got a
ferrari, a jet and a castle from
3 of his boyfriends. !! :D

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Flirting sms, Girls Boys Jokes, Flirty Sms

Height of Flirting:-
Girl calls a boy:
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Girl: Hello baby

Boy: Ohh janu bolo.
Girl: Kahan ho yar subah se koi aata pata nahi ..!

Boy: Are hum to khoye hue hain
aapki aankhon me..
Girl: Abhi kya kar rahe ho........??.
Boy: tumhari pic dekh raha hun,
kahin aur man hi nahi lag raha..
Girl: Maine to tumhe koi pic di
hi nahi ..!!
Boy: Are mere dil me chapi haibarson se..
Girl: But hum to parson hi milehain...!!
Boy: Tumhare bina har ek palbarson hai Pinky....
Girl: Pinky...??
Ye pinky kaun hai..?? main to MAHI hu
Boy: Tumse baat karke mai tosab
bhool jata hun..
Girl: Tum Rocky ho na....??
Boy: Gharwale to Vicky bulatehain,
lekin wo galat ho sakte hain tum nahi..
Girl: Ye 09100xxxxxxxx haina....??
Boy: Ab tak nahi tha par ab se
yehi hai….:p :D

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Punjabi Love Sms, Love Sms, Love Shayari

Mehsoos kr meri kami nu apne
andar :-(
j dard hoya ta smajh javi pyaar haje v
kite na kite baki hai :-(

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Facebook Love Story Sms, Facebook Jokes, Facebook Sms

FACEBOOK LOVE STORY:-

Add as friend :) ----->
Approve ----->
Write something on wall ----->
Intro ----->

Everyday chatting ----->
Ask number phone ----->
Texting ----->
Calling ----->
Meet ----->
Express love ----->
Couple ----->
Make relationship status ----->
Hangout ----->
Misunderstanding----->
Fight ----->
Break up ----->
Unfriend ----->
Block :( THE END ....
Agree ?

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Girls Boys Jokes, Girls vs Boys, Funny Boys Girls SMS

Girls pc folder:
C\desktop\songs \romantic songs

Boy's pc folder
C\windows\system32\drivers\study material\important files\educational stuff\data structure\Sunny Leone.avi..

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Rajnikant Jokes, Rajnikant Sms, Funny Rajnikant Jokes

Once Rajnikant became the
coach of Indian cricket team.
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Don't even try to guess what happened..!. :O
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The Indian cricket team won the FIFA and Hockey world cup too ... :D :O

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Lol Jokes, Funny sms, Insiprational Joke

Inspiration lines

Chhota rasta bhi lamba lagne lagta hai jab koi sath nahi hota..
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Aur lamba rasta bhi ek dam chhota ho jata hai, jab kutta piche pad jata hai ;D

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Bf Gf Jokes, Bf gf Funny Jokes, Bf gf Jokes in Hindi

B0y- hey, i l0ve u, meri gf
ban0gi..?
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Grl- hmmmm! Apna numbr de
d0,
jb current bf se break-up h0ga

t0 miss call kr dungi... :p :O

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Motivational Quotes, Inspirational Thoughts, Quotes 2012, Motivational Wallpapers

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Jab Tak Hai Jaan Sms, Jab tak Hai Jaan Jokes

Dear SRK,
Tera woh bakwass romance...
Tera woh itna buddha hokar bhi kat ko kiss karna.
Woh tera boring acting karna
woh teri slow story ko badhana

woh tera 3 Ghante mera time waste karna
nahi bhulunga mai
JAB TAK HAI JAAN
JAB TAK HAI JAAN
JAB TAK HAI JAAN.

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Funny Jokes, Funny Sms, New Sms

Ek Line Jo Ladkiyo Aur Ladko Ka Dil
Raat Ko 2 Baje Bhi Tod Sakti Hai...,
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The Number You Have Dialed,
is Busy On Another Call Please Try Again Later... :P
Hahahahaha :D

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Philosophy of Boys, Boys Reality

Philosophy of Boys..
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Flirt with Attractive Girl,
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Friendship with Smart Girl,
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Love with Sincere Girl,
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Marriage with...
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Mummy tumhein jo achi lage....=D =)) :p

Agree boys ??

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Funny Jokes, Lol SMS, Incredible India

The best example for incredible
India is:
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One has to check both sides
while crossing even a one-way
road..!! :P ;)

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Kaun Banega Crorepati with Santa Singh, Santa Banta SMS, New Jokes

Kaun Banega Crorepati with Santa Singh

We have our famous friend Santa Singh qualifying for the hot seat. (He pressed the buttons by accident and managed to qualify).

Amitabh Bachchan: OK Santa I congratulate you for this opportunity here with us.

Santa: Oh ji Wahe guru da khalsa wahe guru di fateh. Chak denge phatte aaj. Tusi start karo ji.

Amitabh Bachchan : OK Santa this is your first question for 1000 Rs. - 'Which state has the largest sikh population ?' and your options are:

A. Punjab

B. Punjab

C. Punjab

D. Punjab

Santa : Oh ji how much time do I've to answer this question

Amitabh Bachchan : Samay ki koi pabandi nahi hai Santa ji, you can take your time.

Santa (giggles) : Sir ji tricky sawaal puchha hai aapne. I would like to use my lifeline.

Amitabh Bachchan : I'm not surprised on this, which one wud U like to use.

Santa : Audience poll

Amitabh Bachchan : OK audience please be ready with your voting pads, and your time starts now.

After a minute we have a graphic presentation on the board.

A. 25%

B. 25%

C. 25%

D. 25%

Amitabh Bachchan : Santa ji, this is a no good situation for you, I can share your disgust here.

Santa : Yeh mere saath hi kyon hota hai. Fasa diya Sirji aapki audience ne. I think I've to use my second lifeline - 50 50.

Amitabh Bachchan : Very good ! 50 50 ka istemal karna chahenge. OK computer ji do galat jawab mita diye jayen.

Computer displays A. Punjab and C. Punjab

Santa : Badi chalu machine hai aapki sar ji. Mein chodoonga nahi aaj isko. Wahe guru de kasam mereko third life line bhi chahiye.

Amitabh Bachchan : Kamal hai Santa ji, I must congratulate you, You have record of using all the lifelines in the very first question. This is great . OK phone a friend - kisko phone karna chahen ge aap.

Santa : My one and only one... mera langotiya yaar., Banta Singh.

Amitabh Bachchan : OK Banta ko phone lagaya jaye. Phone rings. Banta picks it 'Hulloooooo, kon hai oye adhi raati,???'

Amitabh Bachchan : Hello Banta ji , mein Amitabh Bachhan bol raha hoon Star Plus ke Kaun Banega Crorepati se.

Banta : OOOOOOOOOO Bachan ji Sasriyakal, koi hor hota to uski to mein.... #_^_%_#_%_%_&. Ki hal chal he sar ji.

Amitabh Bachchan : Mein thik hoon Banta ji, par ye ek family show hai is liye aap apshabdon ka prayog na karen to behtar hoga. Aapke dost yahaan bethe hain mere saath aur.................

Banta (Interrupts) : Aur wo sala pehle hi question pe atak gaya hoga, khota hai sala. Sawal pucho ji.

Amitabh Bachchan : Aapko sirf tees second .,............. chaliye mein aapko special case karte hue 1 minute doonga. Aur aapka samay shuru hota hai aab.

Santa : Oye bante ke ho raya hai yaar ??

Banta : Oye ullu de dum, saale bahar se taala laga gaya khote. Sawere dud wala aaya si, paise mang raya si, aur khotya tu meri kameez pehen gaya. Sale chakki se aata lana tha, tera baap layega kya ??

Amitabh Bachchan: Santa ji kya kar rahe hain samay khatam ho raha hai.

Santa : Yes Yes. Oye chod use yaar question hai ..... (he tells him thequestion).

Banta : Saale sari zindagi tere nakal mar ke fail hota raha hoon, par iska answer mujhe aata hai. Kalank hai tu Punjab ke naam pe. Iska answer Punjab hai lallu.

Santa : oye par ......... (and the clock stops).

Amitabh Bachchan : Samay khatam, aapke mitr ne jawab de diya hai , ab to mujhe pakka confidence hai ke aap kam se kam 1000 to le ke jayenge hi aaj.

Santa : Ullu ka patha hai ji, ye to mujhe bhi pata hai par sale ne yeh to batya nahin ke A hai ya C hai.

And this was the last episode of KBC as most of the audience died laughing...

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Indian Celebrities, Bollywood Angels, Actress in Red Avtar

Bipasha Basu

Aishwarya Rai

Kareena Kapoor

Deepika Padukone

Ash D Gorgeous

Madhuri Dixit-Nene

Esha Deol

Vidya Balan

Riya Sen

Minissha Lamba

Rani Mukherjee

Sonakshi Sinha

Katrina Kaif

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Fireworks Wallpaper, America Fireworks, firework wallpaper widescreen

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Couple sms, Couple Jokes, Husband Wife Jokes

A Couple Never Fought For 25yrs.

A Friend Asked:

How Did U Make It Possible...?

Husband: We Went to Paris for Our Honeymoon, while Horse Riding My Wife's Horse Jumped and She Fell Down.

She Got Up and Patted the Horse and said, "This Is your 1st Time"

After A While It Happened Again and My Wife Said, "This is your 2nd Time"

When It Happened d the 3rd Time, My Wife Took the Gun and Shot the Horse.

I Shouted: YOU PSYCHO U Killed The Horse.

She gave Me A Grave Look and Said This Is Your 1st Time!

And Since then We Never Fought.... :P :D

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Funny Wallpapers, Funny Wallpaper, Jokes, Funny SMS

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Girls SMS, Funny Jokes, Girls funny sms, Girl Joke

ये हैं महिलाएं के बारे में सात मजेदार तथ्य...

1. वो बचत में विश्वास रखती हैं

2. फिर भी वो बाजार से सबसे महंगे कपड़े खरीदती हैं

3. हमेशा महंगे कपड़े खरीदती है लेकिन उनके पास कभी भी पहनने के लिए कुछ नहीं होता

4. वैसे तो पति से ये कहती हैं कि पहनने के लिए कुछ भी नहीं है लेकिन फिर भी तैयार होने में घंटों लगाती हैं

5. घंटों लगाकर तैयार होती हैं लेकिन फिर भी संतुष्ट नहीं होती हैं

6. खुद अपने आप से संतुष्ट नहीं होती हैं और चाहती हैं कि पुरुष उनकी तारीफ करें

7. यूं तो उम्मीद करती हैं कि पुरुष तारीफ करें, लेकिन जब वो तारीफ करते हैं तो यकीन नहीं करती और मुंह फुला लेती हैं।

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LOL Sms, Funny jokes, Sms 2012, Rajnikant Jokes

Ram and Ravan were in serious war.
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Suddenly Ravan saw a man standing behind Ram.
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Ravan: "Chal OK Bye".
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Ram: "par kyun?".
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Ravan: "Kuch nahi bas bye".
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Ram: " are batao to kya hua?"
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Ravan:" Tune choti si baat par rajnikant ko bula liya " :D :P

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Funny Jokes, Sms 2012, Teenage Jokes

A survey in America....

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50 percentages teenagers live
with their parents...
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Rest 50 percentages teenagers.. Are already parents..:p

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Black Friday, Black Friday Shopping, Black Friday 2012, Black Friday Wallpapers

Black Friday is the day of the week follows Thanksgiving Day in the United States, by tradition the beginning of the Christmas shopping season. On this day, most major retailers open tremendously early on and offer promotional sales to start the holiday shopping .

  

 

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Santa SMS, Santa jokes, Santa new jokes

 


Santa jab bhi kapdey dhota tha tabhi bahut zor se barish shuru ho jati thi.

1 din dhup nikli to santa ne shukr kiya,


Aur dukan se "surf" lene chla gya,

dukan me enter hoya or badal bahut zor-zor se garjey.

santa ftafat asman ki trf muh krke bola;

kaha aa re ho???

main to biscuit lene aya tha.... :) :)

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Funny sms, Funny jokes, Jokes 2012

Mai ny us sey pocha: Qeemat kia hey
mohabbat
ki...????

Us ny..bhi hans k jawab dia:
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" Samsung Galaxy S3 " Dabba Pack... ;^D

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Punjabi SMS, Punjabi Funny SMS, Punjabi Jokes

Faceböok wali kehndi online aya kr...
Guwandan kehandi chubare aya kr.....
college wali kehndii canteen aya kar....
school wali kehndi tution aya kr..
kiraedarni kehndi sade ghare kisse bhane aya kr..

Bapu ji kehnde putt ghar time naal aya kr..
Hun ekko nimani jind kidr kidr jawe dasoo Plaa.. :p

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LOL sms, Funny SMS, Girls Jokes, Girls SMS

Once a Girl Went to An
Electronic Shop With
Anger
&
Threw Her New Laptop

On The Desk At A Person From Whom
He
Bought.
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She Told The Salesman
That You Have Cheated
Me, I Cannot Transfer File
From My Previous
Laptop..!!
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Salesman : Madam, Can You Please
Try In Front
Of Me..??
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. This Is What She Did :
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1) Right Clicked The
Mouse On The File Which
She Wanted To Transfer & Selected
CUT Option.
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2) Disconnected The
Mouse From That PC.
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Carefully& Connected It
To The Other PC Where
She Wanted To Copy
That
File. .
4) Right Clicked The
Mouse &Selected The
PASTE Option.
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Salesman DIED..!! ;) :P :D

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Funny Wallpaper 2012, Lol Wallpaper

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Son Of Sardar Movie Wallpapers

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Funny Wallpaper, Funny Wallpaper 2012

Lols....Nyc.......

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Wallpaper 2012, Love Wallpaper

Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful

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Funny SMS, Funny Jokes, Girls Jokes

Agree ?
 

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Love SMS, Love Shayari, Love SMS 2012

*:If You Are In Love -Get The Best Of It
-Forget The Bad Things
-Enjoy It Because Nothing Lasts Forever

*If You Just Broke Up:
-Never Cry! Remember That You Were Happy
-Never Stay Alone! Your Friends Are There
-Hug More People
-Stop Listening To Music! It Only Make Things Worse..

*If You Are Single & Alone:
-Play, Play 'n Play! No one Can Blame You
-Enjoy Every Opportunity
-Never Stop Looking For Someone....

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Pappu Jokes, Pappu SMS

Pappu: “Hello, Main
Engineer Hoon

Angrej: Wow Engineer, Kya
Hum

Kuch Topics Par Baat Kar
Sakte Hai.....??

Pappu: “Bilkul

Angrej: “Accha, Tum Mujhe
Nuclear Power Ke Baare
Mein Kuch
Baatao.....??

Pappu Ab Ye Sun Ke Chup
Rah Gaya.

Angrej: “Ohhh, To Tum
Nahi Jante

Pappu: “Jaanta To Hun, Par
Sir Pehle
Aap Mere Ek Question Ka
Answer Do.

Angrej: “Hmmm, Puchho

Pappu: “Mandir Me Bhi
Pooja Hoti Hai Aur Church
Mein Bhi Pooja Hoti
Hai. To Phir Church
Ka Ghanta Mandir
Ke Ghante Se Bada Kyu
Hota Hai........??

Angrej kuch der soch kar
bola: Pata nahi, Main Nahi
Jaanta”

Pappu uska majaak udate
huey bola:
“Abe Jaa Saale, Pata Tujhe
Ghante Ka Bhi
Nahi Hai Aur Baatein
Nuclear
Power Ki Karta Hai... :O :P :D
!i!i!i The Technologist !i!i!i

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Jab Tak Hai Jaan Wallpapers, Katrina In Jab Tak Hai Jaan, Anushka Sharma

 Ishq Shava by Raghav Mathur and Shilpa Rao

 Ishq Shava by Raghav Mathur and Shilpa Rao (‘Jazba’ – Ladies v/s Ricky Bahl). Instead of resorting to mindless techno for this dance/club number, Rahman has employed an array of exotic sounds that resemble middle-eastern and Latin-American music, which in turn extenuates Gulzar 

Shah Rukh Khan in army fatigues, riding a Royal Enfield motorcycle.

 

 Katrina Kaif and Anushka Sharma is one of the most hyped and anticipated films this year.

Read more at: http://indiatoday.intoday.in/gallery/jab-tak-hai-jaan-stills/1/7725.html

 Jab Tak Hai Jaan' posters adorned the front pages of national dailies early on Tuesday, showing actor

Shah Rukh Khan loved the grungy, bearded look for his role in Yash Chopra’s “Jab Tak Hai Jaan“

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